Friday, December 1, 2017

Assignment Eleven – Jessica Ewing

Sam Clark. Oh, talkative, controversial, opinionated Sam Clark. Having known him for over five years of my life, I can wholeheartedly say that he's only grown stronger in those three traits.

From asking me how he spells 'woman' every day to the abhorrently non-PC comments he makes during class, there's never a dull day with Sam.

Sam will definitely go on to be President of the United States someday. There's really nothing more that I can say about that, other than it will absolutely happen. He'll definitely get elected, but at the same time be hated by a large number of people in the country. As I've said, he's a controversial one, that Sam.

If Sam were a color, there'd be no better one to describe him as as a neon orange. It's an odd color. It doesn't quite make sense. You're not sure why it exists, but it's intriguing. It's interesting. And you want to pay attention to it.

In all honesty, though, Sam is a great guy. He's helped to make a lot of my classes really interesting and hilarious where otherwise I would've found them mundane and boring. So you know what, thanks Sam.

And yes, I know. You spell 'woman' with a 'y.'

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