Assignment Thirteen – Jessica Ewing

The world finds itself in near total chaos once more as the impending consequences of the irrationally high mortality rate settle in.

For the 200-thousandth year in a row, the human mortality rate has sat at a staggeringly high 100%, with no foreseeable changes anywhere on the horizon.

The United Nations gathered together last Thursday to discuss what should be done about this horrendous lack of improvement by the world medical field, where French president Emmanuel Macron introduced his own idea for a world policy concerning the high death rate.

"La cause de mort est rien plus de naissance. Ca c'est le pire information que nous sommes confrontés," he said. "Je et le pays de France proposons que le monde arrête accoucher les enfants jusqu'au nous pouvons résoudre ce problème."

He was met with applause from every country except the United States, who sat in confusion, asking for the president's proposal to be translated into English.

The United Nations will vote on this policy next Thursday.